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Listening to: Triumph. Over and over and over and over and over...
Mood: Laughing


I seriously love this kid. She is responsible for the fairy letter, and now I have just checked her english diary and found a story she wrote over the holidays. Uncorrected.

The man can't marry

I am John. I am 32 years old. But I can't marry. I don't know why. My job is making house or hotel or building. It is difficult, very difficult. But I like building it. I am dezining house now.

I will eat breakfast. Ooh, yummy. Oh no! It's time to go outside! But i have to eat all. Am-am am. Oh, I have to brush my teeth. Sh-sh-sh. Kurober (his dog's name), I will go now! Good bye! Bang!! (door shouted) I have to run! Oh! I am late! Oh no!! 9 oclock!! I have to make a house at 9.05! Hurry, up, me!! Oh, no! Oh no! Now is 9.04! I am tired. But I have to hurry!!

Here is my working place. Oh, now is 9.05. I didn't lated. I said "Good morning." to people that making house with me, and do you know what they said?

They said "Good morning. Oh, your hair is funny. Ha-ha-ha."

Yes, it was real. Look, my hair is very ugly. Oh my god! But everyone is so kind to me.


I laughed for about 5 minutes. But man, that's amazing for an 8 year old kid whose second language is English. This Kumon lark might be good for something after all, she's been going since she was 3 or something.

Remington Steele soundbites later. I am a bit obsessed, to the point of fic-writing.

January 16, 2007 at 7:40 p.m.