1 comments on my sanity Listening to: Ivan!
Mood: NORWEGIAN MIND CONTROL!
Dear Secret Santa
There is a letter especially for you, right here.
Ivan has been regaling us with conspiracy theories this evening, but this one is by far the best of the bunch.
"I have not experienced voice-to-skull voices in my head the last two weeks, though. I now hear a continuous humming/buzzing sound and occasionally a loud "DING!!" that just appears in my head when military jets fly over me. I hear it, but it's not a sound (I am fairly sure I would hear it if I cut my ears off). The Norwegian are much like The Borg, now they repeat only one message: PLING!! (which I've read are subliminal instructions of some kind. If so, I've no clue if I'm actually following them or not). To me it only seems like they are repeating the one message, which is "PLING!!" (sounds kind of like DING sometimes)
The Mind Control State is Well and Alive in Norway. I'm actually moving to Sweden this month on the off-chance that they don't covertly torture people there."
NORWEGIAN MIND CONTROL!
DING!
Also, Helen has devised a cunning hypothesis as to why Dirk Pitt is always naked.
A shiny copper piece to the first person who can tell me why Elan is running around naked...
November 04, 2006 at 10:46 p.m.